Your name is Integro.
Your scheme is to kill the queen
With a tiny a paper cutter
When she is asleep.
The moment arrives
You lose your nerve
And curse your lack of resolve.
Later, however, you realize,
It was a dumb idea anyway, Integro.
Tension at the bridal shop:
Your wife believes her rose petal gown is too long
And should be hemmed above the knee
But the designer won’t budge.
It doesn’t occur to you to wonder who
Your wife is getting married to.
Could it be her friend T,
Who has taken to wearing too-short skirts
And no underwear
As the two of them cruise into the yoga studio
In the suburban strip mall?
You wake and wonder what bride
Would wear a rose-colored wedding dress
Then you remember that your mother
Married your stepfather in a dress of that hue.
It had a really cool iridescent metal chain belt
That you wore on Halloween.
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